Hi! I'm Yukkyun.
The show has finally passed the halfway point.
That means this'll be the last of this segment.
So it'll be extra special!
I call it Penalty Time!
What? What's that about a penalty?
Yay!
How can you give us penalties if there hasn't even been a contest?
In this segment, I randomly choose someone to receive the penalty I come up with.
You can't do that!
It's a simple segment.
That's absurd!
Ridiculous!
What should the first penalty be?
Someone stop her!
Let's make it something sexy since we air after midnight.
What is she saying?
Quick, stop her!
How about...
dragging the camera all over the chosen person's nude body from bottom to top?
Is she really Nagi-chan's mother?
Um, yes.
Find out who gets penalized at the end of the show!
What? She's really gonna do that to someone?
And there won't be some lame punchline
Not to me!
like Claus being naked, so look forward to it!
Nobody wants to see that anyway.
What?
Nothing.
I had nothing.
My life was full of nothing.
That's why I desperately wanted things other people had.
Thief!
That's why I stole things.
To give my life worth.
I took everything I could.
I robbed and robbed and robbed everyone.
But still, I was left with nothing tangible.
I was at a loss.
That's when I met you.
I became your butler.
I only did as I was told in order to steal the black camellia.
I lived a lie every day just for the chance...
Or so I thought.
But this became the best part of my shitty life.
You'll do as the man of my dreams.
After a while, I no longer wanted you to think, "You'll do."
I wanted you to say, "I'm glad you're the man of my dreams."
"I will never betray you..."
...was the promise I made,
as we exchanged our rings and our eternal love.
The man who betrayed Yukariko...
...and stole the black camellia...
It was your father, Shin Hayek.
So this is the Reitaisai convention that has nothing to do with Touhou?
What exactly are you comparing this to?
Hey, cotton candy!
Hayate, Hayate! Buy me some!
What? Maria-san will get mad at you again.
Don't tell and she won't know.
Yeah, but...
There's something irresistible about cotton candy,
particularly the bags.
Look.
Heisei 15
Even a poor girl like Tsugumi is agonizing
over whether or not to spend what little money she has on it.
Hey, Tsugumi! Is that wise?
Right...
Wh-What?
Is this really a good time for you to be extravagant with money?
The black camellia was found?
Yeah.
The Las Vegas Police Department in America has it...
...with my late father's things.
A-America.
They'll chuck it if I don't
collect it within three days.
Th-Then hurry!
No.
Why?
It's something my father stole from my mother. It's garbage.
I want every trace of it gone from this earth.
If it's garbage, then give it to me!
No. Why should I go all the way
to America just to give it to you?
By the way, security is really tight at the Las Vegas Police Department.
It's impossible to steal it.
The black camellia won't be released unless I go get it.
It'll be gone in three days. Give up!
And...
And?
You don't have money to buy a ticket to America, right?
If you wanna blame something, blame your poorness.
Um, speaking of that... Nishizawa-san said she's entering this.
Special Festival Event
Win a ticket to New York by answering quiz questions!!
Does anyone want to go to New York?
Yeah!
What's this?
If you win, you get airline tickets to America.
Tickets to America, yeah, but to New York.
This is my last chance.
Nishizawa-san.
I'm winning this contest
so I can go see Ruka live in Las Vegas!
Glitter!
You're going to win tickets to New York...
...and then go to Las Vegas?
New York and Las Vegas are both in America.
After getting to New York, I figured I could...
...hop on the Shinkansen or whatever and zoom over to Vegas.
Right?
Is she serious?
I see. What a brilliant idea!
Hee, hee. Right?
Vroom!
Is Las Vegas that close to New York?
Well... I think they're a bit closer than Tokyo and India.
I also have to ride this big wave.
Where's registration?
Oh, but this says you need a partner.
Place: Quiz Plaza
Registration: Open until dusk
To Qualify: Register in pairs!
Come on, big sister!
What?! Hey!
Why do I have to be your partner in this stupid contest?
Does it matter?
Yes, it does!
I have to get the black camellia!
So...
Do you even know what the black camellia is?
Huh?
The old geezer said it's a clock that brings bad luck.
It brings... bad luck?
The black camellia... a clock that destroys
the owner's fortune and brings them bad luck.
Anyone who obtains it gets cursed.
Who would want a clock that brings bad luck?
There's another legend.
A legend?
The black camellia measures all of eternity in alternation.
If someone can overcome its bad luck with their life intact...
...then the owner of the clock will obtain the miracle of all miracles...
...when both hands on the clock strike eight.
Miracle?
As a reward for overcoming the black camellia's curse...
...they'll obtain unbelievable luck in return.
If you play the slots, you'll definitely win big.
But no one has ever been able to confirm this.
So far, everyone's been crushed by bad luck first.
I... I still have to get hold of the black camellia.
You...
You must have been tricked.
What's that supposed to mean?
Well, you're stupid.
What?
Whatever.
But I'll say this much:
If you're planning something bad, just stop.
It doesn't suit you.
What? Are you saying I can't do anything?
No.
I still don't know who you really are.
But if you claim to be my little sister, that's fine.
Huh?
I won't try to uncover your identity.
I won't question you either.
If you say you're my little sister, I believe you.
This is advice from your big sister.
Don't do anything dangerous.
You don't need a clock that brings bad luck, do you?
But...
I...
Registration for the quiz will end soon.
Please hurry if you want to participate.
You really are hopeless.
Huh?
I think we register over there.
Oh, okay.
You have terrible handwriting.
Shut up! Don't look.
Hey! Hayate, Hayate!
What is it, Miss Nagi?
Connecting
Theater
Part A
Ruri Tsugumi
Take a look at Tsugumi's handwriting.
Whoa. It's awfully crooked.
Your handwriting reflects your nature.
So that must be what Tsugumi is really like.
Oh yeah? Then let's see you write something, big sister!
Nagi Sanzenin
Sorry, I have perfect handwriting.
Were you expecting some kind of funny punchline?
I guess a person's handwriting doesn't reflect their nature after all.
Of course.
What?
Connecting
Theater
Part B
Let's start the preliminary round of the quiz competition!
At least she does stuff like that right.
Okay, question one! Ta-da!
Fumi is feeling very "ennui" today.
Huh?
Who cares?!
Let's begin Torauma Town's
One Way Ticket to America Ultra Quiz!
Here are the contestants!
They're all people we know.
Well, it is a neighborhood event.
Yikes. We're surrounded by fierce contestants, Hina-san.
Even if we win, I'm not going to New York.
Why? Why not, Hina-san?
I don't want to go on an airplane.
Why are Isumi and Sakuya competing?
Why would they need plane tickets?
I don't need the tickets,
but it seemed like something we could win,
so we just entered to beat everyone.
Sorry it's such a weird reason.
Who are they?
Isumi Saginomiya and Sakuya Aizawa.
They're my friends.
Quiz time! Things are getting exciting!
Which pair will win the one way tickets to America?
One Way
Only to go there.
It's only one way?
Looks like it.
Let's begin with the first fateful question.
Buzz in first to answer!
When Fumi got home, her mother was kissing a stranger.
Why?
"Why"?!
Are we allowed to answer such a question?
I know!
Isumi Saginomiya-san! You're fast.
Go ahead!
Your mother loves men.
She said it.
Close! Be more specific!
Is it okay to be more specific?
I know!
Yes, Nishizawa-san.
She's having an affair.
Ding, ding, ding, ding! You are correct!
That's the correct response?!
Is this quiz tournament going to be all right?
I-I have no idea.
Question two.
Find what's wrong.
This is where I get serious.
Uh... Yeah.
There's something wrong with this picture.
What's the mistake?
I'm leaving you.
I'm also suing you.
Makie
Husband: Kunimasa Hibino
Wife: Makie Hibino
I'm leaving you.
I'm also suing you.
Makie
Th-The mistake...
I can't tell what the mistake is, Makie.
The names are wrong?
Nope!
That is incorrect. This document is real.
It's real?
It's real...
Whoa, Isumi-san!
You've got an answer?
Cough.
It's wrong because your mom
had the affair, but says she's suing.
Ding, ding, ding, ding! That's correct!
And that's the correct response?
Finally, we have a true or false question.
It's worth three points.
Press that buzzer quickly!
Fumi's house is currently a battleground.
True.
Correct!
Winner!!
Nishizawa-san's team wins!
Yay! I'm so excited!
We can go to America, Hina-san!
I'm so frustrated!
It's okay.
Why?
Now you have to give up.
Forget about the black camellia.
It's just not that simple!
Hey, Tsugumi!
Nagi, who's that?
That's my troublesome little sister.
Hayate, take care of Tsugumi.
Of course.
Prize
Yay! Now we can go see Ruka's concert.
Yakisoba - Giant Servings
Rich Morokoshi
Right, Hina-san?
Y-Yes.
What's wrong?
Um... Um...
It's an airplane!
It'll be okay. I'll hold your hand the whole time.
That's not the problem!
Did you see the music video, Hina-san?
It looks like the concert staging will be based on a forest legend motif.
It's really beautiful.
This is a story from long, long ago, in a land far, far away.
Beside a beautiful forest and lake
stood a small castle.
By the lakeside, there lived an apple tree nymph.
The nymph fell in love with the prince
who lived in the castle.
The two lost track of time talking.
They talked about things that made them happy and sad.
For the prince, the nymph was the only one he could confide in.
For the nymph, these were also very happy times.
She stayed close and did everything for him.
She granted every wish the prince had...
...because she loved him so much.
Unlike a nymph, who can live for hundreds of years,
a human's life is short.
Eventually, the end of their time together drew near.
The prince asked her to grant another wish:
He wanted to live forever.
The nymph was torn.
But she couldn't ignore the wish of
the prince she loved so much.
She gave the prince life.
She continued to grant him life, just as he wished...
In exchange for countless futures cut short.
I still don't know who you really are.
But if you claim to be my little sister...
...that's fine.
Big sister.
What are you doing, Tsugumi?
The black camellia.
That is what you are here to obtain.
Um, but...
You haven't forgotten, have you?
This is advice from your big sister.
Don't do anything dangerous.
I'm sorry, I don't have a single lead.
Who's there?
That's my line.
Who are you guys?
Why do you try to get close to Nagi?
You're... Isumi Saginomiya.
Hey, Isumi-san! What was that noise?
Sakuya.
Sakuya, get down!
What's with this wind?
I have no idea.
Th-This is...
It's time to end this game of house.
If Nagi Sanzenin needs to go to Las Vegas
for her or Nagi to retrieve the black camellia...
...then it is your job to get her there.
Th-That's...
Tsugumi-san?
What's wrong, Tsugumi-san?
Tsugumi-san!
You thought I was a cute girl?
You were right!
I'm Yukkyun.
See ya! Bye-bye!
What the heck was that?
Is this segment really ending?
I might not appear anymore.
Who knows.